[MMD Gotham] Kristen and Isabella [DL DOWN]

For the sake of comedy and simple theory, here's this.

Have you known and understand the meaning of the "So Beautiful, It's A Curse" trope? And have you watched "The American Dad" episode called "Shallow Vows" and a Jim Carrey movie called "Me, Myself & Irene"? Let both of those to be an friendly reminders, buddy!

If Kristen 'Dumbass' Kringle is actually ugly/deformed and fat in the outer appearance, with zits allover her face, a heavy uni-brow, a frizzy hair and a goofy uneven teeth, and wearing nothing in public but nose-piercing, tank-top, fur jacket, tiny shorts and sneakers (talking about a REALLY uglier version of Harley Quinn), and her laugh sounded as goofy unintelligent and obnoxious as the Kanker Sisters (from "Ed Edd N Eddy") maybe things worked out differently for her via survived throughout the entire five-seasoned series. In the case of her three brutal jackasses of ex-boyfriends--Arnold Floss, Tom Daugherty and even Edward Claude Gollum Nygma Frollo--who all just simply grossed out at sight of her so they would have leave her alone and none those three have dated her to begin with while they too busy minding and doing their own jobs within the GCPD they all assigned to: in fact she never get bruises from either Floss or Daugherty because both of them wouldn't want to touch her to even scratch her and they to move/run away as she approaches the moment they see her and they pushing her away she get too close to them. As for Nygma, he properly ignoring her as much as she does ignoring him, they calling each other 'creep' and treating each other like dirt every time they briefly interact, so neither is a stalker with a crush to one another...in other word, he neither leave a cupcake with a live bullet on her desk nor rush in to use himself as a shield.

All this prove that Floss, Daugherty and Nygma are all just as shallow as the titular American Dad named Stan Smith. As Irene from "Me, Myself & Irene" says..."How come I couldn't getting mixed up with an easy-going guy? Maybe it's something to do with this look that just attracts assholes!"...yep, that make perfect sense. Right?

However, Kringle still wears glasses, her personality remain the same we actually saw in the show, she even still is a masochist to 'bad boys'--or should I say...'sloppy filthy violent brutes and smelly vulgar fucking hillbilly bikers'! That's right, she's the one who's been attracted to assholes even without actually attracting them to herself, she is longing to get laid with insensitive losers like those so she enjoying getting beat up senselessly by them, she doesn't care whatever he's the right guy for her not and she doesn't even care about his looks as long as he has nothing but dominance and aggression. That's why she always hitting on either Floss or Daugherty because they both are most definitely the most dominant and aggressive men of the entire police force, while during the seasons 1 and 2 she still avoids Nygma because he's too smart, too clean, too nice, too gentle and he looks like a wimp who refuses to harm a fly...until he got arrested for three first murders (minus her own death, I did say about that she's lived because her ugliness) and the incrimination of Jim Gordon, revealing that Nygma himself became dominant and aggressive since the finale of season 1 when he killed Tom Daugherty (his first victim) in self-defense.

Of course, throughout seasons 3 and 4 in her perspective, since Floss and Daugherty are now gone, Kringle started to do nothing but watching porno, reading dirty magazines and chasing around 'tough guys' in the street like a cat in heat screaming "Come on, fuck me! FUCK ME!!" with the same choreography as both Amy Rose ( from "Sonic The Hedgehog" franchise) and Tadao Spineless-Little-Shit Yokoshima (from "Ghost Sweeper Mikami"), most of her co-workers in the GCPD (especially Jim Gordon, Lee Thompkins and Harvey Bullock) became disgusted by what she's been doing. As the result, they fired her for slacking and at the same time arrested her for an stalking and attempted rape of every jock and lowlife (regardless the fact that some are armed to the teeth) she sees within the city, she live long enough as such a pest even to Nygma who now called himself 'The Riddler', as well as she is that at one time to his new friend Oswald Cobblepot a.k.a. 'The Penguin'. There she is sent to Arkham Asylum, in the separate/isolated highly secured cell far away from those of the other inmates because of her mental condition the staff referred to as the 'Emo Jock Violence Masochism'--which means if she catch sight of the meaner tougher-looking male inmate she goes berserk with sexual frustration, she's still locked away during season 5. Ten years later, Kringle still confined in her cell briefly encounters Nygma as he escaping the asylum thanks to the smuggled equipment Cobblebot offered him. Since she have been hearing stories of his crimes which suffice that the fact he is no longer a gentle wimpy nice guy now he's a dominant and aggressive man and while she still have no interest in his interest in his superior intelligence and still uncaring for his great love for riddles...all she does is to scream at him like a crazy indecent woman (crazier than even Barbra Keen) "Come on, Nygma! Take me with you! Let's get laid together! Feel so horny I'm can't wait! I just want to be fucked" only to annoy him due to the fact that she still psychically ugly exactly the last time he saw her when they both used to work in the GCPD...so he confront her, ram his fist through her face (breaking her nose and knocking off few teeth in process) and respond angrily "Shut the hell up, you lousy annoying piece of whore shit! We are nothing alike! I never liked you, EVER! I don't want to see your zit face face for the rest of my life! Now good bye, Miss Kringle.", then he turn around and leave. There as he made it out, Nygma still hear Kringle's moaning and giggling echoing inside the the asylum's halls even through her bleeding nose, she actually does enjoying being beat up...what a dumb-ass she is, disregarding her own well-being all for what he deems as an pointless indulgent! THE END

What do you that Kringle still lives if she's ugly as hell, way different than what actually happen in "Gotham" TV series?